i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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