I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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