If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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