We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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