Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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