Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
