no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why do cheetos always look like penises
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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