Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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