I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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