nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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