Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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