I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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