My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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