For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm having to shit out rocks
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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