i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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