idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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