dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
3pm strippers are depressing
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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