I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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