There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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