STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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