We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you win again, gameday.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Randomize