Christians are straight up FREAKS
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Vodka?
Forever.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
