He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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