Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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