When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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