Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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