return my video game
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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