Your dad touched me again.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
When are your genitals available?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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