I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I am one with the molecules
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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