Don't you send me to vm
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Pants are for mortals
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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