he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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