it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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