what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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