Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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