I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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