Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Randomize
