Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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