operation have a gay friend backfired
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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