Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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