Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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