This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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