I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I wish there were birth control emojis
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
So. Much. Porn.
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