Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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