Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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