And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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