BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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