Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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