Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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