He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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