Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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