You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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