Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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