some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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