just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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