dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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